have you ever had the kind of day......
when you realized you forgot your wallet half way to whole foods?
when you finally make it to whole foods to buy mango to cheer your sick baby girl up they are out of mango?
you are trying to make it through whole foods without seeing anyone you know because you look a hot mess with one sick baby and one cranky teething baby and you run into someone you know?
you keep sipping your coffee convincing yourself that after a few more sips you will finally wake up only to realize it's almost 4 o'clock?
you buy a seedless watermelon for your kids to snack on so you can make something to eat for yourself and realize upon cutting it open it absolutely has 4 million seeds?
you're too lazy to get a paper towel to clean off the remaining tid bits of food the kids somehow smeared on your body so you just eat them?
you get looks like this:
while singing "the wheels on the bus"? apparently now that he has a tooth he is way too grown up for the "wheels on the bus".
you can't think of anything else to put in or on the bus?
you go to load the dishwasher only to realize it is full. with. clean. dishes.....
the hose in the sink gets stuck on squeezed and you spray yourself for 30 seconds straight in the face upon putting it back in the holder?
you go to feed your daughter green beans and avacado (which she likes) and get results like:
you feel like the only thing that will make it better is a cold, refreshing glass of white wine only to discover you only have red?
that's the kind of day i had. be jealous.
thank goodness this guy came home early as back up
now, i'm off to order pizza, do you think they will deliver white wine?