i never know where i'm going to find him.
or what he's going to be wearing.
or not wearing.
i went inside for two minutes and fourteen seconds to get the baby monitor.
and came back to find this.
pictures like these are the reason i try to have my phone with me at all times.
i mean, you just can't make this stuff up.
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Monday, September 12, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
confession
Tonight Matt and I were debating where to put the baby while I made dinner and he put the twins in their high chairs.
Matt suggested on the floor in the bouncy seat.
After I gave him a look of insanity he said
Pssshhhhh.
I went to the laundry room and knew something was really wrong when
A: I heard Stella really crying.
She has only cried 2 times.
Once when Colton kicked her in the head
and once when Chloe poked her in the eye.
B: I had to yell at least four times "what happened" before I got an answer.
Well
What had happened was......
I can actually show you.
Big Baby and Chloe were kind enough to reenact the scene.
Big Baby got the name Big Baby by my niece, Emma, for rather obvious reasons.
She's huge.
Yes, Matt actually found the bouncy seat like this
and
yes, my three week old daughter was in it.
and
yes, we think Chloe was the culprit being that she did it over and over again after we so kindly removed Stella.
Glad it didn't happen on my watch.
On a happier note, upon picking the kids up from school today I heard a little girl scream right after Colton walked in the classroom. He and two little girls were the only ones in the room so I was positive he had hit or pushed her. I reluctantly peeked my head in the room and saw the little girl screaming face down on the floor.
I even more reluctantly asked if he did it.
His teacher, shocked, looked at his other teacher and said "Colton?" "The twins?"
No way! We have been saying all day how well behaved the twins are! They are so easy going!
Got 'em!
At least for another week or so......
And while we're confessing,
Sometimes I pretend I am still nursing the baby even when I have been done for five minutes just to get out of taking care of the twins.
True story.
Sorry, Matt
Matt suggested on the floor in the bouncy seat.
After I gave him a look of insanity he said
"What? The twins know now to be gentle with the baby".
Pssshhhhh.
I went to the laundry room and knew something was really wrong when
A: I heard Stella really crying.
She has only cried 2 times.
Once when Colton kicked her in the head
and once when Chloe poked her in the eye.
B: I had to yell at least four times "what happened" before I got an answer.
Well
What had happened was......
I can actually show you.
Big Baby and Chloe were kind enough to reenact the scene.
Big Baby got the name Big Baby by my niece, Emma, for rather obvious reasons.
She's huge.
Yes, Matt actually found the bouncy seat like this
and
yes, my three week old daughter was in it.
and
yes, we think Chloe was the culprit being that she did it over and over again after we so kindly removed Stella.
Glad it didn't happen on my watch.
On a happier note, upon picking the kids up from school today I heard a little girl scream right after Colton walked in the classroom. He and two little girls were the only ones in the room so I was positive he had hit or pushed her. I reluctantly peeked my head in the room and saw the little girl screaming face down on the floor.
I even more reluctantly asked if he did it.
His teacher, shocked, looked at his other teacher and said "Colton?" "The twins?"
No way! We have been saying all day how well behaved the twins are! They are so easy going!
Got 'em!
At least for another week or so......
And while we're confessing,
Sometimes I pretend I am still nursing the baby even when I have been done for five minutes just to get out of taking care of the twins.
True story.
Sorry, Matt
Monday, August 15, 2011
1st day home
we made it.
we're home.
with only a few minor issues.
chloe has a fever and a little cold.
which is awesome.
i mean, wouldn't you want to bring your spankin' new baby fresh out of the oven home to a germ pool?
colton tried to pull off stella's umbilical cord and then he got a little overzealous during a feeding session.
and chloe thought hitting her in her face was acceptable.
stella has been so peaceful.
she really is a dreamy baby.
matt took the twins on a little shopping spree today.
that was the first time he has taken the twins anywhere.
ever.
by himself.
yup, i'm serious.
it only took 17 months.
he always said he was "scared".
nice try, buddy.
it was so quiet.
and then they came home.
and she was already over it.
so she covered her ears and said i'm done with this mess.
i say she stayed inside for so long because she could hear in there.
and the alternative?
are you nuts?
i agree, girlfriend. i agree.
so in order to avoid further physical altercations,
this is where she will reside for now.
displayed like a caged zoo animal.
where they can look.
and not touch.
until they find a way.
and they will
find a way.
we're home.
with only a few minor issues.
chloe has a fever and a little cold.
which is awesome.
i mean, wouldn't you want to bring your spankin' new baby fresh out of the oven home to a germ pool?
colton tried to pull off stella's umbilical cord and then he got a little overzealous during a feeding session.
and chloe thought hitting her in her face was acceptable.
stella has been so peaceful.
she really is a dreamy baby.
matt took the twins on a little shopping spree today.
that was the first time he has taken the twins anywhere.
ever.
by himself.
yup, i'm serious.
it only took 17 months.
he always said he was "scared".
nice try, buddy.
it was so quiet.
and then they came home.
and she was already over it.
so she covered her ears and said i'm done with this mess.
i say she stayed inside for so long because she could hear in there.
and the alternative?
are you nuts?
i agree, girlfriend. i agree.
so in order to avoid further physical altercations,
this is where she will reside for now.
displayed like a caged zoo animal.
where they can look.
and not touch.
until they find a way.
and they will
find a way.
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